Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Thoughts While Under The Influence.. .

.. . Of Vicoden, that is. 

Not my drug of choice -- but who am I to complain? It's been easing the pain from the wisdom tooth I got removed on Tuesday, which was awesome might I add. I didn't know what to expect since I never had any type of operation done on my mouth before except for a cleaning. Went in, Dr. Pompa shot me w. about 4 'local' needles that numbed me up & made me both 'legally high' & drowsy as fcuk.. . & well, the rest was history. So.. . once the numbness wore off & I got the feeling back in my lips & gums, that's when all this pain has kicked in. Now I'm supposed to take one pill every six hours as needed for pain -- but when I didn't feel the first pill doing any for like 20 mins, I popped another pill.. . only to feel nauseous & in more pain than ever. I laid down, knocked out for probably 30 minutes.. like a deep sleep, and now im up typing this feeling slightly.. high? But it's totally legal.. . since my dentist prescribed it. Anyway:
  • I'm starving. I've been starving since yesterday. I can only eat ".. soft foods such as soups, blenderized meals & gelatin desserts the first two days." First, fuck blenderized meals -- I attempted to put BBQ chicken, collard greens, yams & mac in the blender.. . it came out a disgusting vomit green & tasted nothing like any of those foods. So I've been living off of Chef Boyardee 'Spaghetti-Os' & McDonald's Sundaes -- & I'm fucking starving. A grown ass woman cannot survive off of those things for more than an hour. I swear tomorrow I'm going to eat oxtail, rice & peas & whatever.. 
  • I hate the side effects of this medication. I feel high, then I feel light headed.. then I feel like I have to vomit.. & I'm having hot flashes.. .
Okay, I feel really sick again. So I'm going to go lay down & hopefully feel better by the time the Real World Brooklyn comes off so I can share my commentary w. you guys about the show. 

4 comments:

Domenic 'Dom Corleone' said...

Damn having your wisdom teeth out suuuucks :( Mine grew in fine so I've never had to experience it, but I could just imagine ugh.

Feel better ma!

Fee. said...

o-m-g!

see, that's why i'm avoiding my dentist because i have to get all 4out! hell nah! lol

--i told him take out 1 or 2 a time, but he considers all 4 in one shot...me plus pain, do not mix. feel better girly.

A.R. said...

hope you feel better.

Kimberly Michelle said...

Dang not good. Especially since I'm going to be under the knife as well sometime next month. Ugh -- I already hate the feeling of having a numb mouth; losing the power to "gargle correctly" is so unattractive. Heh, but wishing you the best. Feel better!!